THIS TURTLE IS TOO EPIC TO FIT"Timmy's Christmas Miracle"
by Aru and Dame
Timmy one day was taking a walk in the snow and he was cold and hungry and alone, and he so desperately loved oranges. So desperately that he prayed to the orange god every single morning for the safe and successful shipping of Florida's orange shipments.
Well, anyway, he was walking and thinking of these oranges, and knew what he wanted for Christmas! He wished he could spread the joy of oranges to everyone! So, he went to the supermarket to buy every orange they had in stock and throw them at everyone he saw. But then he realized in horror that he had no money. "THE HORROR!" he screamed, and fell to his knees in sorrow.
Then a magical clerk fairy came to him and asked him what the hell his problem was. He lifted his sobbing head to answer the clerk fairy's question. He explained to her how he lacked the money to bring the joy of oranges to everyone in the world. The clerk fairy thought for a moment, and then answered, "Hm, I think I have ju