imo the first one was clear enough, but both are very amusing

I think the first one is funnier, but this one is great too.

i agree with the above comment, the previous one was funnier. This one seems a little obvious ^_^;

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I thought the first one was funnier, but both are good.

I don't remember the first one enough to comment but har de har again

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I agree witht he first guy. The first one was clear anough, and people who dont get it ought to be eaten alive by cannibalist midgets.

i like the first one better

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Mr. Kris wilson, I do believe people are strange. I would imagine that if people had seen the 'second sword arms' FIRST, they would then claim that they like it better than the 'first sword arms'. But, seeing that the first one came first and the second one followed, it's only natural for people to cling to what they were first exposed to. So... setting aside the fact that I'm emotionally more attached to the first one I was exposed to simply because it was the first, I'd have to say that....

I like this one better. The other one directly mentioned 'pee', while this one is slightly vague, which entertains the thought that he might've attempted masturbating and chopped off his junk with those 'oh so awesome' sword arms of his.

Woo!

I find the first one better, but it may be because I read it first.

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After reading the previous comments, I would say this one would be funnier without "Zipper problems" because I don't see a need to say zipper twice. But it's better than the first.

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