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I put my finger in a butt, it was my butt
You folks asked for a new Cyanide & Happiness book chock full of laughs and good times, and guess what!?

We ignored you and did the opposite.

store.explosm.net/products/dep…


All the old Depressing Comics, with 40 new ones that are only found in this book!


Makes a great stocking stuffer to go with those holiday suicide rates!


INDEPENDENTLY PUBLISHED BECAUSE WE'RE PUNK ROCK - Take THAT, 'The Man'!
Let's give this a try


@krisexplosm
:iconshawncoss: and I are at the Columbus Ohio Con this weekend, but those dang ol' fire Marshalls moved us to #735

Come hang out with us and watch us draw! I dare you! What? Are you CHICKEN? BAGOCK BOCK BOCK

-------Here's a map-------
www.flashasylum.com/db/files/K…
Booth #1234

Plushies, shirts, posters, drawings


Come and get it while it's warm
I am in love with the owner of www.kriswilson.com but she won't sell me her website no matter how much I charm/seduce/threaten her and her fishing lure shirts. What do I DOOOOOO!?



This love crap is for the coconuts.



Also, don't look at the new signed print available for $8.95 or else you'll be overcummed with the buyers bug store.explosm.net/products/pet…

I WARNED YOU


Also also I've been working on some Zombie plushies and Female plushies to be ready by Halloween because both are equally as scary.


Also also also we're still grinding away with Comedy Central so don't touch that dial
Keep it up
I am very excited about this - ccinsider.comedycentral.com/20…


I'm on the cusp of peeing some pants, over here. We were going to wait to announce this, but Comedy Central beat me to it!
Let's face it, you're a comic nerd, and so are we. That's why we'll be attending the New York Comic Con at booth #1724

We'll be signing, drawing, and peddling the following products:

Shirts!

Plushies!

Posters!

and Drawings!

[cue applause]

In regard to being a fucking nerd, we're drinking our nerdy sorrows away in a giant BAR CRAWL with the folks and fans of SMBC ( www.smbc-comics.com ) and THE OATMEAL ( www.theoatmeal.com ) on Saturday Oct 15th!

All of the bars we're visiting are within 2 blocks from the Penn Station. BE SURE TO FOLLOW OUR TWITTER TO FIND OUT WHEN AND WHAT BAR WE'LL BE VISITING ---> twitter.com/#!/Explosm
It's that time of year where we fly around meeting fans. If you're going to be at Connecticon between the 8th and 10th, Rob and I are going to be there selling goodies and drawing goodies. More on that soon. We'll also be at San Diego Comic Con  as tradition would have it.

COME LET US DRAW FOR YOU IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING

IF YOU'RE NOT, THAT'S COOL TOO BUT IT'LL BE AN AWKWARD INTERACTION
We're going to be at C2E2 in downtown Chicago next weekend, booth 854. Come check us out! We draw nonsense for ya and got lots of excellent stuff.

I have a twitter. My twitter name is TheKrisWilson

We are doing TONS of merchandise over at store.explosm.net/ - We run our own merch now and we're constantly coming up with stuff so check back often.


If you plan on responding with something along the lines of "COME TO MY TOWN! I LIVE IN ____" or "I have no money or else i'd buy something" don't bother. Instead, tell me your favorite color or something.
Just to let you know what's going on lately. Lend your ears and eyes, folks -

We have a whole bunch of new merchandise over at store.explosm.net/ Some of it done by a fellow DA artist :iconshawncoss:

As always, you can head over to www.facebook.com/pages/Kris-Wi… to get sillyness and comics before they air


Happy holidays, you lot
We're going to New York Comic Con from the 8th to the 10th at booth #2556



COME MEET ME WHAT ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE FOR COME ON AND GETOVERHERENBDBVGSDBVSDBDBLHBVSDV gotta get on my flight now bye
Holy shit, DeviantArt! It's been a long time since I posted here. Let me give you some newsy poo


We'll be at the New York Comic Convention from the 8th to the 10th. We're selling some exclusive stuff that was designed by our good pal :iconshawncoss:


I moved out of Wyoming and into Colorado which I am pleased about. Civilization ahoy!


OUR NEW BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER! forums.explosm.net/showthread.…

I'm very excited about it. We made some fun activities in the book for children and slow adults.
iHave an iPhone app out!

Check out the C&H iPhone app here!

www.explosm.net/iphone/
Over the weekend, I hung out with the one and only :iconshawncoss:

In about 2 and a half days, we collaborated and made this 40x60 inch painting

Promenade by ShawnCoss

It was a grand ol' occasion and will not be the last time we collaborate.




Also, I moved to Colorado. No more Wyoming for me. Amen.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34…

Booth #959!




Come see us. Plushies for sale. Posters for sale. Doodles are free. All sorts of sorts are abound, so come witness it yourself. I DARE you!
Basically, due to all the fake profiles being made of myself and my colleagues, another good friend of mine and member of Explosm has come to DA. Find him here:

:icondavid-mcelfatrick:

Yes, he's real. And tangible. Give him a touch. Feeeeeeeeeeel him. Grope your worries away.


The real me can be found here :iconkris-wilson: GO FIGURE

Also, I'd like to remind you that I toss crumbs of this and that to entertain the good folks who follow me on the book of faces www.facebook.com/pages/Kris-Wi…




oh and BY THE WAY I WON THE SXSW FUNNIEST PERSON ON THE WEB CONTEST and I have all of you to thank. THANK YOU! Consider the comic I submit after I post this journal a thank you for reminding me that I'm not the only one crazy enough to enjoy this sillynism.
Last day to vote for me at

www.zug.com/live/84126/Vote-fo…

so I can finally shut up about it

I feel like the underdog compared to these guys, so winning this would really cream my bagel. PLEASE VOTE, FOLKS!