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Oh damn oh damn oh damnI am very excited about this - http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2011/12/07/comedy-central-announces-20112012-development-slate/
I'm on the cusp of peeing some pants, over here. We were going to wait to announce this, but Comedy Central beat me to it!
Devious Journal EntryI am in love with the owner of http://www.kriswilson.com but she won't sell me her website no matter how much I charm/seduce/threaten her and her fishing lure shirts. What do I DOOOOOO!?
This love crap is for the coconuts.
Also, don't look at the new signed print available for $8.95 or else you'll be overcummed with the buyers bug http://store.explosm.net/products/pet-peeve-print-autographed
I WARNED YOU
Also also I've been working on some Zombie plushies and Female plushies to be ready by Halloween because both are equally as scary.
Also also also we're still grinding away with Comedy Central so don't touch that dial
NEW BOOK!You folks asked for a new Cyanide & Happiness book chock full of laughs and good times, and guess what!?
We ignored you and did the opposite.
All the old Depressing Comics, with 40 new ones that are only found in this book!
Makes a great stocking stuffer to go with those holiday suicide rates!
INDEPENDENTLY PUBLISHED BECAUSE WE'RE PUNK ROCK - Take THAT, 'The Man'!
Cyanide and Happiness ShowOur animated show has been waiting to be made a long time. After the 3 year bout with television networks, we've chosen to make content straight to you, the attractive viewer (that's you) (unless you're not reading this)
This is a big god damn deal to us, and I hope you guys want to see the final product as badly as we want to make it. Seriously, we have years of animation we've been wanting to throw out for you to ocularly digest, and we would rather give straight to your face instead of going through TV where it will get COVERED in preservatives and insecticides.
My analogy has wandered from me, but please check out our kickstarter and what could potentially be the best thing ever to happen to mankind. Potentially.
Contest Journal (Apology and more prizes!)EDIT: So, one of my DA friends brought it to my attention that I was being sort of irrational yesterday The deadline will still be August 15th but it will not be cancelled. I now have four entries. I mean, I truly need a couple more but I have enough so that I can't cancel it. Thank you to everyone who has entered and even said they would enter XD I'm rather excited to see what you will all come up with.
Also, this friend brought to my attention that the prizes weren't really sufficient. Well, they're been updated once more. I think everyone will be very pleased ;D
-No Bases (preferably. While this contest is mainly for a design, I haven't been a huge supporter of bases lately.)
-When you finish your entry, note it to me :3
Alright, the concept is very simple. There are four seasons, right? Spring, Winter, Summer, and Fall. I want all of you to design an outfit using the concept of one of the four seasons.
Example: Florence has picked the season, Summer. Florence
The Bracelet ProjectI saw this on tumblr... I thought I'd share it with all of you.
“The Bracelet Project.
Each disorder has a color that corresponds to it.
Anorexia is Red.
Bulimia is Purple.
EDNOS is Pink.
Depression is blue.
Self harm is Orange or Black.
Fasting at the time is Green.
Suicidal is Yellow.
Overweight/Obese is Turquoise.
Anxiety/Panic disorder/OCD is Teal.
Adding 1 white bead means you’re trying to recover.
If your bracelet is half of the color that your disease is and half white it means you’re in recovery.
You can also make the strand the main disorder you have then add beads to your lesser disorders, or if you have EDNOS, if you have more anorexic or bulimic tendencies then you can add a red or purple bead.
If you see a girl in public wearing one, you are supposed to make eye contact and point to your bracelet. If she nods then you know she is part of the bracelet project.
Spread awareness about the bracelet project.”
mine is blue, with a red, pink, black and
New Pope: Gay Marriage is the Work of the Devil
Here's a 2010 equalitopia article by r0b where the newly elected Pope Francis (Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio) describes gay marriage as being the work of the devil:
Argentina’s highest-ranking Catholic prelate has warned that the country’s gay marriage bill is a “machination” of the devil, reports Pink News.
Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio has called on priests in Buenos Aires, where he is archbishop, to protest against the bill, which is progressing through Argentina’s parliament.
In a letter to the monasteries of Buenos Aires, he wrote: “Let’s not be naive, we’re not talking about a simple political battle; it is a destructive pretension against the plan of God .. We are not talking about a mere bill, but rather a machination of the Father of Lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God.
Suicide.A girl in our school committed suicide 8 days before the end of the school year. Everyone went to her funeral. But when we got back to school, the other girls just continued saying things like;
"She was useless anyway."
"and ugly too."
"She probably just wanted attention, but she took it too far."
"Leave it to her to make that mistake, she was a stupid slut in life, and she's still one in death."
I couldn't take hearing that, so I took the guys (Because I'd rather hang out with all boys than hang out with bitched like that.) and we walked down to the office, refusing to go back to our classroom until those girls got their punishment for saying such harsh and cruel things.
What's worse is I knew the girl, she was one of the only girls I hung out with, and it was only because she was a nice, and truly honest girl. She was far better than those hoes at our school will ever be, but they drove her to that. They're supposed to be women, but the have no compassion, or love for anyone. No matt
Summer Seaside ContestUs founders have been very inactive lately so to make up for it, we'll be holding an awesome contest for you guys .
Participants should submit photos related to summer, nature and water (can be ocean, sea, lake, anything).
Deadlines and such
You can submit from this day on until 1st September ! However it must be in this folder: http://beautifulscapes.deviantart.com/gallery/43739209 . If one fails to submit their photos there, they won't be taken into consideration. Btw, there's a limit of 5 photos per participant so only post your best work!
Judging and prizes
Our co-founder *Calisaroa and I will be deciding, however we'll have polls through which members can vote as well. If, say, 60% of members vote Picture X which the two of us don't particularly like, he or she will get a popularity prize consisting of their works being featured in this group
I screwed up __% of my __years Meme Gotten detention.
 Gotten your phone taken away
 Gotten in school suspension
 Got sent to the principal's office.
 Chewed gum during class.
 Gotten more than 8 tardies
 Didn't do homework over 3 times.
 Turned at least 3 projects in late.
 Missed school cause you felt like it.
 talked too much and got kicked out of class
 Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
 Text people during class.
 Passed notes.
 Threw stuff across the room.
 Laughed at the teacher
 Pulled down the fire alarm.
 MySpace, Facebook, etc. on the computer at school.
 Took pictures during school hours.
 Called someone during school hours.
 Listened to an iPod/CD player/Mp3 during class.
 Threw something at the teacher.
 Went outside the classroom without permission.
 Broke the dress code.
 Failed a class
 Ate food during class.
 Gotten a call home
 Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
 Didn't take your stuff to school
 Gotten a detention
75 Questions1. Do you snore?
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
3. Whats your worst fear?
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
5. What do you think of reality tv?
6. Do you chew on your straws?
7. Were you a cute baby?
8. Is the single life for you?
9. What colour is your keyboard?
10. Do your sing in the shower?
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
12. Any secret talents?
13. Whats your ideal vacation spot?
14. Can you swim?
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko?
17. Do you care about the ozone?
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
21. Are you a single child?
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
23. Whats your stand on hunting?
24. Is marriage in your future?
25. Do you like your handwriting?
26. What are you allergic to?
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
28. Is Tupac still alive?
29. Do you cry at weddings?
7 Shades of Green Contest: WINNERS!UPDATE II: After much deliberating, and much busy-ness IRL, we're proud to announce the winners of the contest!
No one could resist the charms of this piece. It was simply too cute and too fitting not to place first!
This piece almost came in third place, and was tied for second until a couple of us changed our votes to break the tie. We loved the simplicity, sense of depth, composition, and contrast in this one!
Almost came in second, but after the changed votes broke the tie, this fabulous piece landed in third. Serious kudos to this artist for using a traditional medium for this contest!
Winners, it is your responsibility to collect your prizes! Contact all the donors listed below to claim your prizes. Thank you to everyone who participated, and thanks for your patience during the deliberation. This was the hardest contest we've had to judge to date, simply because you
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
How would you describe yourself?:
What do you like in a guy/girl?:
How do you feel today?:
What is life's purpose?:
What is your motto?:
What do your friends think of you?:
What do you think of your parents?:
What do you think about very often?:
what is 2 + 2?:
What do you think of your best friend?:
What do you think of the person you like?:
What is your life story?:
What do you want to be when you grow up?:
What do you think of when you see the person you like?:
What will you dance to at your wedding?:
What will they play at your funeral?:
What is your hobby/interest?:
What is your biggest fear?:
What is your biggest secret?:
What do you think of your friends?:
What will you post this as?:
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A two-time Community Volunteer for the deviantART Related category, Anne is well-known as a positive, helpful force. She is the community's resident expert when it comes to CSS (Cascading Style Sheets), and her personal gallery offers a wide variety of tutorials for new and experienced coders alike. In addition, each winter she hosts a calendar project encouraging members to create Journal designs for all to use, bringing more creativity to the community.
It is with immense gratitude that we acknowledge Anne as the recipient of the Deviousness Award for October 2014. Read More